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(I just picked the first five people that came to my head, so...THIS AIN'T A POPULARITY CONTEST, PEOPLES)
Now answer these;
What if...
1. Number 1 was really your mother?
D: errr Nii-chan your the same age as me. >> Right?
D: I dun wanna be your child!
2. Number 2 was who you were going to marry?
D: umm I don't like her in that way.... =-= and I'm not gay....
3. Number 3 got turned into a frog?
Ummm ;-------------; WAIT NOOOOES NO MORE MANGA!!!!!!!!! -cries in emo corner-
4. You and number 4 got drunk and made out?
-eye twitch- ERRRRRRRRRRR I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GAY!!!1
5. You and number 5 woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
-blinks- bitch slapped- D< GEEEEEET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT! -kicks-
6. Number 1 moved to the other side of the world?

I'm ALL ALONE AGAINNNNNN!!!
7. You found out that number 2 is a man?
O_O GOD YOU LIED TO ME D<
8. You caught number 3 in a polka-dotted thong?
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, HIPPIE D<
9. Number 4 confessed their love for you?
You need help....... -akward silence.-
10. Number 5 kissed you?
DIEEE!!!!! -stabbed-
11. Number 1 just started sniffing you?
=-= She already does that.... :\ you get used to it. D:
12. You found out that number 2 was doing drugs?
D: WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING?
13. Number 3 could fly?
D: PROVE IT.
14. Number 4 was pregnant?
lolz. Good for you.... O_O
15. Number 5 told you that they were never going to see you again?
-blinks- I don't even know who you are! D:
That's like someone walking up to you on the street and asking you to maary them, you're all like wtf.? Who are you and why are you saying this? -kicked-
16. Number 1 ate YOUR cookie?
D< Watch out plz!
17. You and number 2 went to the zoo?
WITHOUT ME?!?!?! gez....
18. Number 3 lied to you?
D: you lied. So you don't like Itachi. BWAHAHAHAHAHA MINE NOW. -jacked-
-shot-
19. Number 4 turned into a coconut?
Er I hate coconuts.

D: Coconuts can't do much... :\ hmmm -stops watching-
20. You and number 5 were deserted on an island?
Ummm...... -swims away-
